Joon

To joon is to squeeze ejaculate out of your member in order to ‘assure you get the most of your masturbation’. It’s similar to the brainrot term, ‘goon’.

“After my session, I made sure I remembered to joon.”

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Jooning

Jerk of to your friend James

I'm jooning to James right now but he doesn't know

by Poopydiddyscoop July 3, 2024

bong joon-hoe

Someone who likes filmmaker Bong Joon-ho mainly for his good looks, rather than his films.

parasite was good, but i only watched it because i’m a bong joon-hoe. the guy behind the camera is so hot!

by rubella hogshead April 28, 2025

Joon

Basically like “bro” or someone that is a friend to you, or someone you’re cool with.

Ex1: “Whats poppin Joon!!! I havent seen you in forever”

Ex2: “Me and my joons were at the beach yesterday, aint have that much fun in a minute”

by dictionarywormofweb August 26, 2023

joon

word of endearment in Farsi if used with a name. Used also for flirting if used alone.

-Mina joon!
- Are you flirting with me?
- No if I was I would have just said Jooooon!

by dojman September 7, 2023

Joon

when you shit yourself and then you say yummy

*shits self*
shitter man: yummy!
*he did joon*

by screaming monkey May 13, 2024

Joon

joon is the handsomest sexiest guy in the world with his enormously large penis. he can make anyone orgasm within SECONDS of sex. he is a GOD. he is a SEX GOD. EVERYONE loves joon.

Safa: bro i had sex with joon... he was so hot

by lightyagamigod July 12, 2022