Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024

flume ride

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

flume flogger

One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee

He or she is a flume flogger.

by IAMIMC December 14, 2022

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Utah Log Flume

When she try and soak but a black guy picks her up with his dick and she slides down to him

I gave this bitch a Utah Log Flume the other day

by DarrylDawkins January 18, 2026