Collateral Dance

1. Noun
Noun: Collateral Dance; Plural noun: Collateral Dances

1. Unwilling bystander who doesn't want participate in a dance, but nevertheless gets involved by influences from peer pressure, drunk party-goers and other external sources.

2. Verb
Verb: Collateral Dance; 3rd person present: Collateral Dances; past tense: Collateral Danced; past participle: Collateral Danced; gerund or present participle: Collateral Dancing

1. The act of involving an unwilling bystander in a (group)dance, thereby making this victim a Collateral Dance.

1.1.
"John wasn't planning to join in on the Macarena, but when his drunk friends pulled him in the middle of the dancefloor he just had to dance."

"Yeah man, he totally was a Collateral Dance"

2.1.
"Dude, Danielle has been sticking to her seat all night, we should totally get her on the dancefloor!"

"Oh my god yes, we just have to Collateral Dance her"

by DJ dictionary October 27, 2018

Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor

When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!

by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018

Collateral Drama

\ kə-ˈla-t(ə-)rəl ˌ ˈdrä-mə , ˈdra-\ -- Anxieties induced by over exposure to the troubles, trials, and tribulations, incessantly retold by friends and co-workers.

Jobie was asked, by her manager, to work from home, as her personal life was causing too much collateral drama within the tightly knit cubical workspace.

by Rambose Fierce August 16, 2018

collateral friend

Someone all your friends like so you act like you like them too even though you'd never hang out with just them. A friend of a friend who you feel obliged to invite to group gatherings so as not to offend your actual friends. Includes friend's significant others.

Yeah honey, I've invited Jerry, Dave and George, guess we better invite our collateral friend too. What's Steve's number again?

by Aylusia October 23, 2017

Collaterall

When you borrow something or someone borrows something from you so you both take something from eachother and then if something happens to your object then you keep theirs and vice versa

I'm going to take your watch as a collaterall for taking my belt

by Sld30328 July 13, 2017

collateral benefit

a military act with an unintended favorable consequence

every landmine the invaders laid turned out to be duds which were eventually harvested, recycled, monetized and repurposed by the oppressed victims into arms they were able to fashion into

The area of land bombed by their adversary was host to an invasive species that threatened the livestock of the entire region providing a collateral benefit to the survivors in the aftermath.

by Hermathecles January 17, 2020

Collateral blockage

When you piss off a user on social media enough that every one in the thread that agrees with you is blocked.

Everyone that 'liked' my reply became collateral blockage.

by Mr. Grime February 21, 2020