Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

celery

(adj)
definition: a debby downer, being negative

ex: dwight “all of my beets died”
jim “don’t be so celery about it, look on the bright side!”

by jejrkwjgjiaofa March 19, 2019

Celery Juice

Celery juice is any juice that you use to refill a juul pod (or any pod). Typically has more nicotine than normal juul pods.

Brad: Bro I just refilled my juul with celery juice this shit slaps!
Chad: That’s absolutely fucking disgusting dude wtf!
Brad: Why don’t you try it then?
Chad: *rips juul and passes out*
Brad: The celery is too strong for you lightweight lmao!

by FrostdFleeks April 10, 2019

celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.

I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.

by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020

Celery

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

Celery is smart

by Birb man October 19, 2020

Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.

Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023

celery rizz

a fierce vibe in da bedroom after slick&steady penetration.

girl: Um dude there is some savage energy within u today, look at da d
paolo: i've got that celery rizz babe, been taking them for gym

by aliberry August 23, 2023