Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

Bumhole bully

Someone who enjoys anal.

She loves a bumhole bully.

by Bumhole bully March 24, 2021

Bumhole

Something sorry losers that have nothing better to do look up. Seriously, get a social life.
P.S. I fucked your car while you wasted your life on Urban Dictionary looking up words you already know

Ermahgerd I looked up bumhole I am so cool

by LG1062 April 17, 2021

Cartier Bumhole

A term used to describe a beautiful classy girl who shops at Cartier and has a perfect bumhole.

‘Who’s that fine piece of ass over there?’

‘That’s Emily, she is a serious Cartier Bumhole!’

by PeggyBess95 January 1, 2025

Double bumhole

A double bumhole is a rare disease often caused by being small and ginger…. Two bum caves is a gift from heaven . He’s had since the age of 11.

Antony what’s happened “ I fell asleep at Dee’s and woke up with an extra opening it’s an anal surprise”. “Antony it’s a double bumhole deal with it “.

by Lewg83 August 23, 2025

Bumhole

Something every healthy guy and girl has.

It's what you crap out of, and if you go to jail, you MIGHT be in trouble.

In the eyes of a buff dude, a bum is a pussy.

Trust me! If you only swing straight, there is nothing more humiliating than having a big cock swirl in your bumhole making you cum in your pants.

Trust me, dude. You don't want to go to jail as a straight guy. You'll come out with a huge bumhole and a humiliating secret love/fetish for dildos.

by Black Cat - 5000 December 11, 2025

bumhole

you're a bumhole, bumhole

"stop committing tax evasion you bumhole!!"

by sathmath20 July 12, 2022