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Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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Bedtime

Bedtime is used in many different countries for children like Canada .Used by many parents like Sean uses it on Owen
Owen 9:30 bedtime
by Ilikeunderagekids January 10, 2022
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Bedtime

A ritual containing two or more friends, where they each get into bed and lay as close to each other as they can, in the dark.

Bedtime is best when people involved have a deep conversation about life, but they can also just talk about lighthearted things.

What is said at bedtime can never be repeated.

Rule one of Bedtime is do not talk about Bedtime.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come do bedtime
Person 2: Yeah i’ve been having a rough time.. that’d be nice.
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Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person that goes around and shits on people while they are asleep.
"Did you jear about the Bedtime Brownie Bandit? I heard he struck again last week"
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Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.
Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???
by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025
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Bedtime

Jimmy is you're bedtime
by mamguevo November 24, 2021
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