Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard to show off to her.

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025

ard

abbreviation for "already"

"im happy you like me ard"

by bootswitthefurrr October 2, 2023

Ard Fheis

A collection of ball bags with snake attached

An annual meeting of Irish politicians :Ard Fheis

by Irish Nationalist April 5, 2024

Ard

Yorkshire's finest way of describing a person who is an absolute unit. They are too good for the H in hard.

*An absolute monster of a guy walks down the street*

Person: Oh god he looks ard.

by YaBoiBigJohnnnnnnnn December 3, 2021

Ard

It is slang for turd

Liz? A better nickname is Ard. Cause ur shit

by Grandscallop March 29, 2024

ard

NOT ORIGINATED FROM PHILLY. But used as a slang for “alright”

p1- i’m about to run the the store
p2- ard

by madpersonfrombaltimore August 3, 2022

Ho-ard

A male hoe that is currently hard

The ho-ard was having a very good time.

by Eyidid March 7, 2022