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Ajax Wolfaroo

Ajax Wolfaroo is epic
by jojomemes February 7, 2022
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Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax

Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.

Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him

without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!

I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.

hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!

I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
(i hit the word limit)
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
by Dzikuss. July 2, 2024
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Ajax

An Ajax is someone who's very shy at first, but once they get to know you, they're the light of your life. They always fill the room with lots of laughter, smiles, and overall good vibes. They will love the shit out of you, and you should do the same. A Ajax doesn't just want you at your best, they also want you at your worst. Because if Ajax is dating you, they're prone to marry you at some point. You should never hide anything from an Ajax because they'll find out one way or another. An Ajax will also show you off to their friends because you're like their holy grail and they want you to know that. They'll never leave you alone to wallow in your sadness but instead, they will be there, comforting you in every way possible. They will just hug you and not say a word, they could sit there and cry with you, or they could give you a minor distraction 😉Point is, if you are ever lucky enough to come across an Ajax, cherish them and the relationship you have, even if it is just friends
hey, how are you and Ajax?
we're doing amazing, thanks for asking. I was just on my way to see him because I was reminded of how absolutely amazing he is<3
by Barlowe<3 December 21, 2022
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ajax circus

T♤°$^@ needs to stop listening to horseshit
This is definitely an Ajax circus occasion
by Hmmmmmmm-ish September 15, 2023
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Ajax Brown

A suicidal and cannibalistic man who kills his son and than himself
A word for suicide
"How you feeling?"
"I'm going to pull an Ajax Brown"
by ajaxbrownisgay April 27, 2024
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ajax

Ajax is an exceptional individual with a diverse range of talents and abilities. He is intelligent, creative, and innovative, with a great sense of humor and a kind heart. In addition to his personal qualities, he is an accomplished professional and a natural leader. Overall, Ajax is an amazing person and an inspiration to many. He is also extremely cool and gets all the girls, Has amazing rizz and is hot af
omg is that the god of beauty no its just Ajax
by SILLL May 7, 2024
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