Waf

Windy as fuck

It’s proper waf outside like

by Joe DePaul March 12, 2020

wafs

The definition of wafs is someone who is clumsy or a situation which is uncomfortable. A person who is uncoordinated is an example of a person who is wafs. If you are with someone and neither of you can think of anything to say, that is an example of a wafs silence

Katrina was so wafs when the hot teenage boy was around her.

by Henry Cullingham September 6, 2020

WAF

Wet Ass Farts

Omg what’s THATS smell??!?!? Meat’s got those WAFs

by WafForDays October 30, 2020

WAF

Wet Ass Fart (Nicholas)

Wow man, that was a WAF.

by bbbatj October 2, 2020

waf

weird as fuck

anyone ever tell you your waf

by i’m the best ever April 13, 2023

WAF

Acronym for "Wet Ass Food", a type of fresh food cats normally crave for.

- Damn! I totally forgot today's my cat Shawnie's birthday!

- No worries. Get him some WAF and he'll be fine...

"Got some whiskas in the pot, that's a Wet Ass Food" - Kitty B

by rodrisponja December 27, 2022

WAF

Wife Acceptance Factor

The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.

"I had to return that vantablack 18" 1000 watt Megabooster subwoofer I ordered because it clashed with the pink unicorn themed sofa and curtains. It had an unacceptably low WAF."

by anonymous November 9, 2021