Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you

Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder

by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020

The Udder of Sympathy

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.

"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"

by mupsaucer May 26, 2017

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.

Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)

by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017

udder me

hit dick with boobs

damn she udder me real good

by hiopio May 7, 2018

udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.

Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."

by Kenya_Swallow July 4, 2016

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021