Post It Not

When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.

You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"

Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"

You: "Post It Not, loser!"

by snailkite January 6, 2012

Post

To post

I like that post

by Imonehairypussy November 26, 2020

Post

verb

The act of smoking marijuana in excess,or to the point in which you are on knee caps.

"lets got to Kone and post this rillo."

by Devinney June 12, 2008

in the post

Where your cheque is

You: "You were meant to pay up last month"
Me: "Chill, its in the post"

by bigpete May 30, 2004

Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.

i like posting at partys it is fun

by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007

post

Poop Outside Street Thug developed through the roots of Aplusimus Maximus.

in 15th century england, ravi grant and zeeyad were straight chillin when a street thug came we told him to POOP OUTSIDE STREET THUG. then the thug said why didnt you just tell me to POST up?

by zeyad,ravi,grant April 13, 2005

The Post-It

When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.

"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"

by dear baby jesus in the cradle January 10, 2012