(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun
The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Noun
The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!
by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021
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Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
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That legend is Gummer.
That legend is Gummer.
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Get the Junkie gummer mug.A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.
This is also an alternative to the horse face
This is also an alternative to the horse face
Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023
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