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South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!
by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021
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Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
by Willywonkered August 9, 2025
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Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.
Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer
by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025
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Gummer

In the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.
Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

That legend is Gummer.
by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024
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Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.
Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.
by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024
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Junkie gummer

When you get a blowjob from a meth head.

Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.
After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!
by Thejimbo August 4, 2023
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Gummer

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.

This is also an alternative to the horse face
Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.
by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023
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