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Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021
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Simba

When a girl sticks her finger in her bloody menstruating cooch and draws a line of blood across your for head while whispering Simba.
by monsterdicktouchingmyface October 24, 2014
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Simba

When you ejaculate on the girls forehead then run your thumb across it and whisper simba
I just simbaed Jackie.
by Jklmnop25 January 20, 2016
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Reverse Simba

When you lick your thumb and wipe the make-up of the females forhead using your saliva.
1."That bitch stacy was wearing to much make-up so i did a Reverse Simba on her ass."
2."OMG so barb did a Reverse Simba on Stacy last night at the club."
by Thedickuser July 10, 2019
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simba

after jacking your man off, wipe it across his forehead and say 'simba'
after i jacked off my man, i decided to wipe it on his forehead and say 'simba' he wont let me jack him off anymore
by snapefucker July 15, 2019
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Dirty Simba

When you boutta bust nut in yo hand and wipe it on her forehead slowly and say SIMBA
Yo Simon have his girl a Dirty Simba in the bathroom
by Bdawg a pedo November 21, 2019
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