Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially

Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

part-time chair

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.

Were having some family over tonight, can you bring the part-time chairs up from the basement?

by Kingsleyplimpton September 14, 2017

part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

Part-time Lesbian

1. A hoe be lookin ass when u got 2 in yo bed who be makin out solely for ur pleasure, about 25% of female bisexuality.

2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar

3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga

YFN Lucci: Bruh we high key lit everyday, just chillin hear with my Yacht, Vodka, and Part-time Lesbians

PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection

Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-

Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC

by Eric Benton August 2, 2018

Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!”

“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018

Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”

“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018