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Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.
Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.
by KB1869 November 18, 2009
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Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
by JJ37 May 11, 2011
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Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.
by Brodg10 May 2, 2010
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opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.
I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.
by Snowchick December 13, 2017
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Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.
Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!
by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023
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ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum
" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "
by miny me November 28, 2023
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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