One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

Cuddle one day stand

It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th

Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle

by Jasyyyyy October 23, 2020

one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.

“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”

by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022