National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up

“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day

by kfc tenders November 12, 2020

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020

National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021

Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)

Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''

by Rick Fork November 6, 2024

tax write-off day

a day so mundane/confusing/weird that you just want it to end and forget about it as soon as possible.

"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"

"Wow that seems like a weird day"

"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"

by Trymphus September 1, 2025

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025