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noticeable penis line

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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late notice

To arrive or be present after the expected time
Mack arrived at a late notice
by Mansitos November 29, 2022
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Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
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Gay notice

I'm a fag n***a f**k me in a Tesla
n***a rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*t*h I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

Hook
My d**k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my d**k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That d**k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

Verse 1
b*t*h I'm twerkin'
d**k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n***a f**k me then he close the curtains
d**k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f**kin' n***as like all weekend, yeah
Bro your d**k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f**k my dad sike I might just f**k my cousin
d**k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f**ked a lil n***a Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*t*h I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n***a gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two d**ks in your ass
You lyin'
A gay noticed is a Male who wants to be noticed by another male who likes putting ketchup on his thighs
by De one January 12, 2021
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D-notice

Withhold information from media for reasons of state security (mainly British)
The press aren't a problem, a D-notice is in effect.
by ClarkSquire February 8, 2021
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Noticement

Past tense for having brought up something you (or other person) noticed.
"You can't just start a new conversation on a noticement."
by NewGrunt July 25, 2025
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The Great Noticing

What ever happened to Tower 7? Haavara Agreement? Lavon Affair? Larry Silverstein? Talmud?
Person 1: So it was the Jews?
Person 2: Always was.
Person 3: The Great Noticing.
by TheDanishSlangFreak August 26, 2025
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