by edub February 9, 2005
Get the pou-neat-nanny-don mug.When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009
Get the neating off mug.very cool, either literally
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)
1. you: OMG! i love you!
me: NEAT BONES!
2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*
me: NEAT BONES!
2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*
by misskenzie May 15, 2008
Get the neat bones mug.a convo starter between two people who hardly know how to talk and never get anywhere by talking anyways.
by drill.i.dam. March 21, 2009
Get the cool-neat-same mug.Child - "Hey, what are we having for dinner?"
Mom - "We're having Sloppy Joes. You're having a Neat Henry, so you don't stain your shirt with Manwich."
Mom - "We're having Sloppy Joes. You're having a Neat Henry, so you don't stain your shirt with Manwich."
by space_prospector January 15, 2015
Get the Neat Henry mug.That guy hates his girlfriend and they aren't getting along. Young love leads to neat cheat sometimes.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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