Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Neapolitan Waterballoon

Verb;

When a male pulls his foreskin over the head of his penis, and ejaculates inside his foreskin. Then releasing it inside the mouth of a female.

I have my girl a Neapolitan Waterballoon last night. Just a big load of cum, sweat and tears. I don’t think she will let me surprise her like that again.

by Bappo0 July 16, 2023

Neapolitan Kiss

After performing analingus on each other, a man goes down on a woman who is menstruating. At the same time, the woman Performs fellatio on the man. After the male ejaculated, the couple meets for a kiss.

"Did you hear about Josh and Darcy did a Neapolitan Kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"

by Notthebohb December 14, 2020

Neapolitan kiss

Similar to a rainbow kiss, however you add the extra element of poo to the kiss along with period blood and semen.

We did a crazy Neapolitan kiss last night

by Poopscoopdoopypoop November 26, 2020

Western Neapolitan

When you hold your lover down, and shit and puke on them simultaneously.

I gave that bitch a Western Neapolitan last weekend. The whole room smelled afterwards.

by Banana Cougs November 7, 2020

Neapolitan Tampon

When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)

"i had a neapolitan tampon last night!!"

by emmapuckett January 4, 2021

Neapolitan

A session of stnadar missionary sex with a woman on her period, followed by the eating out of her genitals and anus.

Names as such because it contains vanilla, chocolate and strawberry in one package

I gave her the neapolitan last night, can still taste her bro.

by Ars_FAGicka2 July 6, 2022