Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream

Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.

by BigBawwls March 6, 2011

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Neapolitan Waterballoon

Verb;

When a male pulls his foreskin over the head of his penis, and ejaculates inside his foreskin. Then releasing it inside the mouth of a female.

I have my girl a Neapolitan Waterballoon last night. Just a big load of cum, sweat and tears. I don’t think she will let me surprise her like that again.

by Bappo0 July 16, 2023

Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.

“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Forbidden Neapolitan

When a guy cums in a girls ass while shes on her period. The mixture of fluids make for a colourful delicacy.

"You hung out with your girl? I thought she was on her period this week?"

"We did the forbidden Neapolitan"

by Jablow October 6, 2020

Neapolitan

A session of stnadar missionary sex with a woman on her period, followed by the eating out of her genitals and anus.

Names as such because it contains vanilla, chocolate and strawberry in one package

I gave her the neapolitan last night, can still taste her bro.

by Ars_FAGicka2 July 6, 2022

Neapolitan

When a man has sex with a girl while she's on her period, cums inside of her and then takes a spoon of her shit and mixes it with the previous concoction to form a Neapolitan and then he eats it out of her pussy.

Man 1: Yo, I heard my buddy Eric gave Jessica a Neapolitan the other day!
Man 2: Holy shit, that's so hot! I gave one to my girlfriend lest week!

by YourMomsMemeWhore August 16, 2022