Northwest Farkle

When you are hammering the ol’ lady or a sweet woman of the night from behind, without warning you blow it on her back, take the glitter you tried to rub off from the strip club you were at earlier and throw it on the aftermath

Came home from the strip club, hard up but saw I had glitter all over had to get rid of it so I northwest farkled her..learned it in portland, said it it was from the kids birthday party we had the same day…no questions asked

by Eddy the eagle January 6, 2026

Northwest snowblower

When you're fucking in a parking lot during a snowstorm and she slides across the pavement while you are pounding her for all you've got

I saw Jesse giving Stacy a Northwest snowblower at 2 :30 in the morning on January 3rd

by Ricky sagecak February 7, 2025

northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 4, 2023

Northwest

Long-term commuting from somewhere between the Southwestern, South, southeastern or east coast to somewhere in the northwestern coast.

I went to Florida after living in Southern California. Me, Stephanie, and two other friends were gonna fly northwest from LAX until I heard everything closed as there were flurries.

by collegerecessnerd February 16, 2024

Northwest

Long distance Commute from anywhere to somewhere northwest.

I was planning on going northwest, but then realized that everything is closed due to flurries.

by collegerecessnerd February 17, 2024