Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.

by Favoriteanimalisbear November 17, 2021

NASA museum

Smack down in the middle of a trailer parks a dude who thinks he works at NASA and astronaut. Has over 100 model spaceships from very small to over 40' high! Straight up loon. Oh yeah hes a semi pro wrestler who calls himself The Skunk!!! hahahahaha! And ran for Mayor

NASA museum

by NASA Marlboro July 25, 2021

Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.

New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Museum Putty

Sugar daddy nut.

"To get my rent paid, I had to eat alot of museum putty"

by Jadddy January 10, 2021

Museum Of Tolerance

A museum to remind you that the world is a tolerant place where nothing can go wrong.

Taken From Drawn Together

"I just went to the Museum Of Tolerance."

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

Bolivian night museum

Everyone must wharf textile togas and pose like mannequins while they are violated in the dark by night guards who wear nothing.

Me and twin hit the Bolivian night museum yester year.

by Tlchummph October 3, 2025

Penis history museum

Mini documentary.

Changed my life and I have never been completely the same since.

Also the Roman traveling phalis exhibit. I've never seen anything the same way again.

Leave some incense and flowers at the 2000yr old dick joke carved on the side of the colosium. Not as a saint. But venerate the dumb ass who carved it. The dick joke is truly imortal.

The penis history museum

A must see nini doc

by Modern Women January 1, 2026