coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.

Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.

by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021

Midnight mulligan

The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.

Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.

by Onehole June 26, 2021

Mulligan Hangover

Taking a nap, or going to sleep after Binge Drinking, or Marathon Drinking, and waking up still buzzed, or drunk.

He drank like a phish all weekend, passed out, and woke up with a Mulligan Hangover.

by Mister Paracosmic December 12, 2022

slut mulligan

When a person gets back with someone who cheated on them the first time they were dating.

"I'm going to take a slut mulligan and give Stacy another chance. "

by Baker licks January 13, 2023

Mulligan

Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.

Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

carolina mulligan

It’s a free mulligan in golf but you have to shotgun a beer and then someone tosses you a club in which you have like 5sec to hit the ball (there is no stroke added to your score).

Greg: Damn Alec you really hit a slice.
Alec: I guess I’ll have to hit a Carolina mulligan

by Qwerty603 May 12, 2022

mulligan

A mulligan is usually found simping for girls that will never simp back for them .They are quite fond of the app 'Houseparty' and has many minutes with girls. Most people just feel bad for mulligans. Mulligans choose girls over the lads

Stop being a mulligan and hang out with the lads

by MullyECM123 December 26, 2020