Dirty Mony

Someone who sucks cock on a habitual basis for a living and/or a hobby.

Did you see you gay guy?

Ya, he looks like a dirty Mony.

by Hehe 69 February 13, 2019

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Monis

That one person in your friend group that is super weird but you are all still friends with him.

“Dude Josh is such a monis.l
“True but he’s rich.”

by avagirl15 May 25, 2018

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hella monies

So much money that the thought of buying a new house or a new car doesn't even phase you. Your next purchase is your third mega yacht.

If I had hella monies, I would spend $25k to try the most expensive taco in the world.

by TreatStreet May 27, 2018

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Moni-ing it

Finding a way despite how unbelievable it is to others to fuck up

Omfg i genuinely can not understand how you’ve moni-ing it again

by TheRatChef November 9, 2022

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Moni

Best math nerd. Very blunt and neutral, while slaying. Will fuck you up in 3 seconds but she generally chill, unless you second guess her godly powers of making you understand maths.

Doamna moni quotes: "hasurezi cu bidineaua"
"Te-ai conectat la mașină de spălat"
"Și motanul se revolta că spui asemenea prostii"
"Dacă îți zic eu că ai să reușești, asta nu înseamnă că tu chiar o să reușești"
"Urat e la școală nu mi place"
"N avem nevoie de 3 puncte, da am sa iau unu.. De kiki"
"IA sa vedeți ce riglă am eo"
"Vad că aveți o problema cu 6x9"

"Scriem așa: observăm că..
"Scriu in cuvinte?"
...........O-B-S-E-R-V-"

La cat e pauza?
"Nu știm"
Ee, la cat vrem noi. Acu e pauza!

"Răspunsul este se poate deriva. Cat de utila e aceasta informație? 0 :)"

by Hormy November 25, 2022

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Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022

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