Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

MOAT

Mother Of All Turds

"That greasy gook food I ate for dinner sure isn't agreeing with me. I'll be dropping me a MOAT in no time!"

by benderhater July 13, 2017

Moat

It means embarrassing or OMG just shut up

“DAB, Yolo”
“ honostly ur such a moat go away”

by Sick my big black willy March 12, 2018

Moat

Moat- a great moustache (moe) + a great goatee (goat) = moat

"Hey greg that's a nice moat you have on your face mate", "thankyou Tyson"

by Poo@Gswag January 21, 2017

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

by wudegodd May 1, 2023

G-MOAT

Greatest membership of all time.

Have you heard of our membership? It's the G-MOAT.

by wolfx2 February 11, 2022

Moat Ho

A ho that can't get enough of those moats.

God damn son, Fishsticks sure is a Moat Ho this week.

by FishsticksIB September 19, 2021