A man who loves to look at kindergarten highlights, some say he might have teached EDP445 on how to pick up the underage girls.
by Bilanus April 25, 2023
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by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
Get the Matteo moment mug.Matteo is a true deluded for love. he loves a girl but she does not reciprocate his love and every time he sees her with someone, he explodes with jealousy. matteo after all is a sweet guy.
by idkmynamebutisayhello November 21, 2021
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by t0more November 21, 2021
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He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.
Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.
Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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