loli slayer

someone who slays lolis, hates lolis, or dislikes lolis very much to the point they will kill them.

you know calvin? he's a loli slayer. he told me himself

by fuck you >:] June 28, 2021

loli-pop

When a prepubescent female masturbates by inserting a popsicle into her vagina.

Jill was so horny she loli-popped all night long.

I'm kind of horny maybe I'll go loli-pop for awhile.

by Jesusbait October 16, 2008

Loli Vagoo

Short for lolicon genitalia. In other words, a young child's genitals, often used in humorous sentences shown below. (Feel free to add to this...)

John: I wonder what loli vagoo is like.
Steve: Get the fuck out, fucking furry fag...

by <Sneaky Jesus> September 8, 2006

loli rapeist

when someone looks horny they are horny and wants to fuck girls and hot girls the only hot girls in the planet are lolis's

loli rapeist "hey kid get in the van for free candy girl"no my mom said your gonna rape me you mother fucker"

by scorta consumer of cum December 29, 2020

Reverse Loli

A woman who is middle-aged or elderly but has the emotional and mental capacity of a small child. This is the inverse of a Loli, an anime trope that involves pre-pubescent girls whose sexualization is often justified within the story because they are actually a "1000 year old vampire" which are shallow attempts to avoid accusations of pedophilia. As a result, this is relatively uncharted territory and could have lots of potential to create a new hentai genre.

Person 1: you see that hot lady over there?
Person 2: Bro, she's like 90-something! She even has a walker, what's wrong with you?
Person 1: Nah bro, she's just a reverse loli. She's "young" at heart.
Person 2: You're still a sick fuck

by MrLongNekk December 10, 2020

Loli Slap

When a person or thing constantly says the phrase "Desu" they get a slap to the face.

Adam: Yo dude michael is such a loli

Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night

Adam: Kinky

Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!

*Michael has lolislaped Victor*

Michael: It was super effective!

by WtfDidIJustMake August 7, 2010

King of Lolis

Someone you should be careful of. They may pretend to be a girl, make you fall in love, accept your confession and wait before telling you they're actually a guy.

Person 1: Did you hear that King of Lolis is actually a guy?
Person 2: No way, I totally thought he was a girl

by KING OF LOLIS March 30, 2020