Loft

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.

“I got kicked in the balls yesterday”
“Are they in the loft?
“Oh yea.”

by Rumpet July 22, 2021

Ryan Loft

God

Ryan Loft is God

by Loftisgod November 1, 2025

Loft back

The male lays at the bottom of a loft ladder with full hard on full bore, while his female sits in loft hatch and then slides down the ladder to be nailed like a hammer drill on landing

Sweetie pie would you like to partake in some loft backing tonight?

by Silsoe land sharking society November 16, 2025

Loft Enjoyer

A person who enjoys Loft from the (totally) hit game Loft Tower 2 on Roblox.

"hey dudes did you know im a loft enjoyer its so cool right like i enjoy loft so much that i enjoy him bro"

by uhhelloaaa February 9, 2025

Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

by BlueXander May 30, 2023

Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024

Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.

by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024

Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024

Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.

by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024