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Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.
Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)
by Geiletijger November 22, 2021
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Jort

He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy
Person1: hey jort
Jort: …(shy guy)
by Bernatdk November 22, 2021
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Jort

Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.
Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021
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Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021
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Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019
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Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.
Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.
by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018
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JORT

Jort, a fucking ret**d. Jort is a controlling asshole, who has no respect for anybody and only his own interests.
You’re being just like jort right now bro”
by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024
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