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Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021
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JonaTHON

An event exclusive to slower people who think they can run. Often given by coaches and team recommendations.
"hey have you seen the JonaTHON races yet?"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"
by GreyPjamas April 8, 2024
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Jonathon Atkinson

Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson is a real one isn’t he.
by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024
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Jonathon Atkinson

The wildest dude you’ll ever meet. Hypnotically caucasian, with quite a large nose. Usually plays sports on the low key. Something like soccer or tennis or cheerleading but never football. Quite a large nose, but a good guy. Also quite queer. Not always gay, or trans, depends on the day. Large nose, and a gay persona, overall a good friend. Weird hair though. Head shaped like a triangle.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson was acting really gay last night.
by Amongle_4 March 7, 2024
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