the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.
by touchme9000 April 21, 2011
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by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014
Get the San Francisco Fire Hydrant mug.by Derek jeter September 27, 2015
Get the fire hydranted mug.After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
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by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
Get the Fire Hydrant Vagina mug.by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
Get the Rusty Fire Hydrant mug.When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.
Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
by Boat People May 9, 2017
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