Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.

I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.

by Wowwhatagal April 19, 2020

Hummus

Hummus is a delicacy that tastes amazing with Simon. Mostly eating behind a tv.

"Now that Talia isn't here, we can suck off each other and eat hummus

by Fandango420 July 11, 2020

Buffalo Hummus

The absolute worst thing you can buy at a grocery store. It's COVID times, and still, the shelves are stocked with buffalo hummus. This is even after the toilet paper famine of 2020.

"Hey bro, you seen that new kid? He looks cool."
"No bro, lets go meet him."
"Hey, whatcha eatin'?"
"Buffalo Hummus."
"Yuck man, lets ditch this guy."

by uwu777 September 9, 2020

eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent

"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"

by Really likes hummus February 18, 2012

ithaca hummus

a brand of hummus made with only real, fresh ingredients created by Chris Kirby in Ithaca, NY.

Hey Jen, do you have any snacks?
Yes Grace! I have ithaca hummus and carrots! It’s so good, it was awarded “Mens Health 2021 Best Dip!”

by BeetBro1 November 23, 2021

Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.

Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL

by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023

chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴

American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...

by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023