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Hanking

The unsportsmanlike act of powering off or pulling the plug on your game console while in the midst of defeat. (Whether it be large or small)
John was losing to Mike in Madden by a score of 35-10 in the 3rd quarter, so he hanked the cord. We agreed that there would be no hanking before the game.
by ManForThePeople January 16, 2014
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Being kidnapped from a party, generally by a sibling, and taken on an apartment tour under the guise of a beer-run.
I was just getting a ride to the store for a bottle of bourbon but my sister hanked me for 2 hours.
by NotThePlumber September 6, 2018
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Dude, that shirt is so hanks!
by tb123 March 11, 2009
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Hanking

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.
Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.
by BigPutz January 18, 2008
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A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence
"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"
by sparksneon January 7, 2007
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by n1ghtangel June 29, 2021
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ah yes, the main character of madness combat, but also has many whores, cumsluts and bitches, he doesnt have a 'hankussy; but instead, a wimbledick
THATS ALL FROM ME,
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA GO SUCK HANKS DICK.
example 1: "hey hank! hows killing off aahw agents goin for ya?"

example 2: tricky: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNK!!!!!!!"
by aster's whore August 8, 2022
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