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Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day
Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best
by MFTMG November 8, 2021
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halal fam

Legend says that halal fam was a group of friends who shared memes and laughter until a tragedy happened.

People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.

The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman

One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.

Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
Michael: let's have sex
ㅎ옹ㅎ: okay but where daddy?
rheonk: in halal fam baby boy
by sunsetaekook September 7, 2021
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Halal

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here
by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022
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halal

'if its halal its halal' mr lloyd 2k22
the food Is halal
by danielrezaie May 9, 2022
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halal person

very halal person + no haram sins
by Meheraan October 12, 2022
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Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass
"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen
by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022
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Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA
Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*
by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022
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