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upper-gummer

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.
Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?
by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021
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Gummer

A Urophile. A gentleman who quaffs piss like it's a particularly fine Chardonnay.
'The dog' s peed on the kitchen floor? Don't waste paper towels. GUMMER!! '
by Squibbsy January 24, 2021
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South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.
Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!
by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021
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connor gummer

"your not to bad yourself" - Connor Gummer
by Heisenberg_Fan1994 October 25, 2022
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gummer

@emmamulllen needs to give @ryand0314 gummer
by gimmegummer May 16, 2022
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Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
by Willywonkered August 9, 2025
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Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.
Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer
by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025
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