Gage

a really loud, obnoxious, girly, giggly laugh.

"That guy has a gage!"

by Darlinie February 27, 2009

Gage

The most down to earth and hottest man known to world. Very tall and a definite ladies man but only has his eyes set for one girl. Can sing and has an amazing personality. He is the jealous type but his woman loves it, overall the best person on the planet.

Hey have you talked to gage lately?
No Gage has a girl he don’t talk to no other girls.

by Yuhyeetbruther November 14, 2018

Gage

An extremely gay fuckboy with a small or no dick at all

Stop being a Gage

by Waffle king2000 February 7, 2017

Gage

He is a little bitch usually

1. See that guy over there?

2. Yea
1. He’s a total bitch his name is gage

by Bruhsnap122 October 20, 2019

Gage

self-absorbed, athletic, and makes a really weird fish face, I'm guessing he's very happy now

hey do you see the fish?

Where?

Oh wait no its just gage

by Jojo-happy NOW??????? March 14, 2010

Gage

A guy who is a DICK! Someone who is a bad liar, two-faced, and can sometimes act like a chick; he either pretends to be gay with his "best friend" or actually talks like a chick. A guy who is an idiot and dates his ex-girlfriends or their friends. He is the guy in the group that no one likes. AKA a douche bag.

1. Sara:That guy over there stopped talking to me because I wouldn't give him a blow job.
Jen:What a Gage.

2. Something a Gage would say: Do these jeans make me look fat?

by true stories January 1, 2011

Gage

A guy with amazing blue eyes but a cold heart. He will lead every girl on and all he wants to do is hook up with fake blonde chicks. Usually thinks he's more athletic than he really is. Dark hair, blue eyes, and polos basically describes a "gage" he acts like a "lax bro" but has never touched a lax stick in his life. A geniunly good friend, until you get to close. Expands his empire of weed thinking that invites him into the "chill kids community". A Gage may also think he is musically talented by listening to Dubstep and the crappy kind. Usually from the south and hates country and southerners. A gage also likes to creep on younger girls. Never fall in love with a gage...

Example 1:
Girl 1 : OMG, gage is so hot. I really like him.
Girl 2: Gage is a jerk, trust me. He told me he liked me then dated some little girl.
Girl 1: Aw no, his eyes are so pretty though, I thought he liked me.
Girl 3: Trust girl 1, he did the same thing with me.

Example 2:
Laxbro 1: Yo, why does gage think he has polo swag like us?
Laxbro 2: Dunno man, dunno.

Example 3:
Gage: Hey, so i really like you but lets date once school starts.
Girl 1: Okay! *thinks*(aw hes so sweet)
1 week later
Gage: Hey..uhm i like that blonde chick i met at the game
Girl 1: wait...whats her name?
Gage: Hm....good question....

by purplesparklesintheair42 January 8, 2012