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de-ing the gerb

declawing a gerbil prior to insertion in the anus for sexual pleasure (gerbiling). Necessary to prevent anal scratching.
"AWWW SHIT! Next time I'm definitely de-ing the gerb 'cuz now my anus won't stop bleeding!!!!"
by starfruit1 October 8, 2011
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Gerb

When you’re dick’s so big & it pounds the cervix so hard that it knocks the uterus into a chick’s diaphragm, making it sound like she’s about to throw up every time she gets pounded. Everytime she try’s to talk you pound it harder and all she can say is “Gerb”....
Chick: damn you’re dick is stretching me out

Guy: wait till I give it all to you!
Chick: Give it to me deep!
Guy: You asked for it....
Chick: fuck you’re deep “gerb” I feel you “gerb” hitting my diaphragm”gerb” I think you “gerb” broke my “gerb” uterus, you’re Dick may actually be in my “gerb” esophagus now!!!

Guy: I’m gonna cum deep in you!!
Chick: “cum starts pouring out of her throat as she gargles it”
by Doctor D MD July 12, 2020
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GERB

gerbs have huge impact on Washington DC's metro traffic!
by cyrus2535 July 28, 2022
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Gerb

Person, place, thing or name.
That's my baby gerb.

Have you seen the gerb
by Suavecito258 August 6, 2022
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gerbed

All shit that bitch bout to be gerbed
by gerbed March 14, 2022
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Gerb

Someone who lowers your aura when your with them.
by …:;&7@ August 27, 2025
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Gerbed Up

Slang for when a man is cold and his scrotum is shrunken, making his balls look small, resembling “gerbil balls”.
Dang, that water is cold! I’m all gerbed up
by anonymous January 11, 2026
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