FTC

owned by zune jose benji carter cakes

who owns FTC? "zune jose benji carter cakes"

by t9kyo March 25, 2021

FTC

FTC is a cult leaded by a black man

FTC FLIGHT TEAM STAND UP

by Yo mamá is gay 21 April 7, 2021

ftc

Face To Crotch

I’d like to have a ftc meetup with Cassandra

by Skijock June 16, 2025

FTC

Failed To Criticize.
The purpose of peer review is to find defects, not to confirm something.
The more defects you find, the better reviewer you are.
LGTM without any feedback only reveals that you are an incompetent reviewer.

Rin: "I submitted a pull request. Please review!"
Ian: "FTC!"
Rin: "Merged."

by levelrin October 20, 2025

FTC

To leak. Endlessly. Like, if you really absolutely don't want anything mega confidential out in the public domain, then you definitely shouldn't give it to the FTC.

'What do you mean you've given away our business plans for the next three years? You've FTC'd it right up!'

'Mate, if you FTC this to anyone I will hunt you down and kill you and your pets'
'Hey guy, I know this is top secret but would it be OK if I just, like, FTC'd it in a few places?'

by whatters September 19, 2023

FTC

Fuck These Customers

“man this customer is giving me hell.”
“bro, FTC man. Fuck ‘em.”

by russchandler14 July 11, 2022