by Fupanisms April 10, 2023
Get the Footy mug.A fupa, (which is the area of fat above a woman’s genitalia) that shares the resemblance of a gluteus Maximus or, in other words booty. Medically and alternatively known as the the “Faximus”
“Girl you got a front booty….nah matter of fact you got a footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
by Owner of cantaloupe April 13, 2023
Get the Footy mug.Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.
Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.
by Lonick May 13, 2023
Get the footy snot mug.Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
by Footerhouse November 4, 2022
Get the Footy mug.by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022
Get the play some footy mug.This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
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"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022
Get the Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker mug.A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.
by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022
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