Dickweed

It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.

them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!

me: Whatever dickweed.

by Epstines Noose December 19, 2019

dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

by Handlebarmustache91 June 12, 2020

Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

by hauntinggemini January 7, 2024

Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.

“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds”

by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024

dickweed

a friend who is stupid when some one is addressing them

teacher:(fake name) joey shut up now

joey: whos she talkin to?

Friend: you dickweed

by yeyebrother24 January 15, 2024

Dickweed

a girl named Juliet

Let's go kick it at Dickweed's house.

by scrodumcheecksinternational May 15, 2023

Dickweeds

the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs

that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here

by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020