A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023
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