Cooming

Cummings so hard your dick breaks off

"Dude Kyle is cooming!"

by WraithTheDictonary September 25, 2022

coom

i just coomed in your ass little ladd now go get me a cup of tea.
british^
Æ skal prute dæ langt in ræv hullet så det kommer ut munnen.
Nataniel^

just made a coom cake for your mom :)

by familydead?L October 3, 2022

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

fem coom

The delicate jism of a human female

I went down on my girl last night, and she fem coomed so hard, I almost drowned

Mmmmmm, fem coom - some furry, probably

by Coom magick April 1, 2021

Coom Sleeve

A object of which to coom in with Normally a dead dog or a fat white bitch with aids who does meth or for commoners they use the asshole of

Sir. Joe m. Ama

"Man in so down bad that I need to get a coom sleeve"

by Fingers9422 May 1, 2021

Coom

A slang term meaning sick, unwell, or physically off. Used to describe someone who feels ill, weak, nauseous, or run-down, whether from an actual sickness, exhaustion, or just feeling terrible in general. It’s casual, blunt, and usually said in everyday conversation—not medical, just vibes. Context matters, but in this usage, "coom" strictly means someone is not feeling well.

"Mason has coom. I don't think he will be here tomorrow."

by John Queed December 12, 2025

Coom

White sticky stuff

"I coomed this morning because I wanted to coom"

by ThePogDoge November 23, 2021