Chode

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

by Big Man February 22, 2004

Chode

1. A penis wider than it is long
2. The are between the scrotum and the anus

Rachel wanted to give Dunbar a handjob but could not because he had a chode

Jeanette licked Stu's chode

by Andrew Dunbar January 12, 2006

Chode

A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.

Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.

by Teniss April 21, 2007

Chode

A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

by D. Purves January 8, 2004

Chode

A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.

Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!

by DefineMeNot August 1, 2010

Chode

Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."

Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!

by ADEEZY February 19, 2014

Chode

Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.

Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.

by ummnonymous February 8, 2010