redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar

I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.

by Gator Evan November 2, 2023

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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.

I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.

by Bluntzie September 19, 2023

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An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

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