Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.

Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?

by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018

bumpy genatosis

A condition of having moles and skin tags in the genatile area. It’s a serious medical condition , even if your girlfriend doesn’t think so. “Misty doesn’t believe how serious my bumpy genatosis truly is”.

My bumpy genatosis is a source of scrutiny from my girlfriend over its seriousness.

by Wubba dub dub January 17, 2019

Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv

She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

Bumpy

Being un-cool or rude to someone.

Everything was going great, until Becky came in being all bumpy.

by SubseaB August 6, 2018

Bumpy

someone who sells stolen goods; alternative to a 'fence'.
Most commonly heard in NYC in the 90s and 2000s.

I racked a bunch of shit uptown and hit my bumpy downtown and made a quick thousand

by prehistoric_future January 15, 2023

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.

"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"

by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023