Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.

Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.

by Ubuge June 29, 2011

Basual Bard Baucus

The gathering of the greatest poker players in the world to battle it out in a rich kid's basement for $20. Formerly known as the Kasual Kard Kaucus.

Let's get a game going in the Basual Bard Baucus

by Basual Bard Baucus November 27, 2018

Bard

Cunt

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!

by Kreffy July 8, 2017

Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.

Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018

Bard

An alternative way of saying "for real" or a statement of agreement with someone.

Person 1: "Man, that chick is so hot!"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"

by carolmoriarty April 1, 2023

Bard

Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"

Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"

by 😏📏🤡🧱 April 1, 2023

Bard Shaker

The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?

Show us the Bard Shaker

by CrispyFork January 16, 2023