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Person attachment syndrome (PAS)

Type 1- When a person 1 becomes friends with person 2 and suddenly they become best friends and inseparable because the person 1 either needs something(drugs, Money, clout e.t.c.) or is desperate

Type 2- When a person starts dating/crushing on somebody and they are immediately attached and the never wanna talk about/think/ be with anybody else but that person because they are either wanna look good for other people, they are desperate, or they are using them(sex, Money,drugs,clout,e.c.t.)
Example of type 1:

Person 1- Have you seen Emily? I have been looking for her for like 30 minutes!

Person 2- She’s probably with Kate, she’s totally got Person attachment syndrome(PAS)

Example of type 2:
Person 1- Did you see Emma’s story with her new boyfriend Jack? They are acting like they have been dating for months!

Person 2- I know I say it too, she’s got a bad case of person attachment syndrome (PAS)

You can also just insert a persons name in front in syndromes like “jack syndrome”
by CöölDüdë_ April 12, 2019
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Attaching images

It's that annoying message that certain email websites will give when they are forcing your 24.7MB of gifs into the maximum 25MB of space alloted per email. If you happen to mess with your computer at all during this time, it will delete everything you just did and tell you it couldn't process that much weeb trash at once.
Ugh, I'm trying to fit all my memes into this prank email, but it says it's attaching images.
by GayMexicanAssInsideMyAss September 3, 2017
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attach yourself

From the italian "Attaccati al cazzo!" and literally translates to "Attach yourself to this dick!". Could be used in connection to stay beef and mainly used to roughly refuse to answer to anyone you want.
Person 1: "Could you please borrow me 50 bucks?"
You: "Attach yourself and stay beef!"
Person 2: *Laughing*
by Maxys November 20, 2017
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snatch attach

Damn my boyfriend is such a snatch attach
by Lil Potato December 31, 2016
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MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN

This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck
JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*
by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma January 15, 2013
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