Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard in front of her

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025

Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard to show off to her.

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025

Ard Fheis

A collection of ball bags with snake attached

An annual meeting of Irish politicians :Ard Fheis

by Irish Nationalist April 5, 2024

Ard

Yorkshire's finest way of describing a person who is an absolute unit. They are too good for the H in hard.

*An absolute monster of a guy walks down the street*

Person: Oh god he looks ard.

by YaBoiBigJohnnnnnnnn December 3, 2021

Ard

It is slang for turd

Liz? A better nickname is Ard. Cause ur shit

by Grandscallop March 29, 2024