Kenneth

A person, usually a fraternity guy that frequently knocks on sorority doors at all hours of the night. Kenneth is apt to: show up unannounced at any hour typically under heavy intoxication, wander around aimlessly in and out of rooms, lock himself in bathrooms, and generally cause antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.

"Omg Kenneth knocked on our door last night and woke me up!"

"Last night a guy stopped by drunk to use our bathroom. What a Kenneth!"

by EmmaTurnbull1867 April 13, 2010

kenneth

To be gay or to be "Brokeback"

"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"

by Funky Rider November 22, 2006

Kenneth

Kenneth is a term for laying in bed laxing off al day and getting "fravær" from class because of it.

I took a Kenneth today.

by Eddyteddey February 2, 2019

Kenneth

A boy why has a beautiful smile. The only thing he likes is too sleep and play games.

Someone: Omg, everytime I see that boy he only sleep or plays games.

Me: yeah! He must be a Kenneth....

by Wurth February 5, 2019

Kenneth

Kenneth Exist like everyone else

Whao Kenneth exists like everyone else-

by just_Another_Person6 October 4, 2019

kenneth

he’s so sexy. hottest guy you’ll ever meet, and he’s PACKING like let me tell ya. btw he’s also great in the bed. get yourself a kenneth. especially one with curly hair

That guy has amazing hair, must be a kenneth.

by urgfcallsmedaddy May 21, 2020

kenneth

a guy whose smile can make your whole day brighter. a little bit weird but makes every moment around him exciting. socially awkward and doesn’t really make eye contact, but when he does, you notice his pretty brown eyes (especially in the sunlight). he’s only kinda cute and always fixes his hair. his face is objectively pretty but he’s got a nice body too (especially his fat ass amiright). makes sex jokes a lot but they’re kinda good sometimes.

me: bro i love kenneth
friend: just stfu already he’s not that great

by youredumb May 2, 2021